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Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.
Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !
This leaves them feeling confused and upset
stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)
you "dont smoke mate"
Stranger "uhh"
"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
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when a popular person gets stuck with, and or has to put up with, a person not nearly as popular
as domma and hicksy entered the room, darcy says, "domma whos ya mate"
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Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
It was Melmacian Mating Season in Melmac.
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Australian way of politely telling someone to go away.
Awwrr piss off mate, just piss off.
he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)
me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!
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Something to say when someone fuckin wit chu
Guy 1: hey who let this fagget out
Guy 2: I don’t know
Guy 3: fuck off mate
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Super close platonic friends
who love each other like brother and sister
have alot in common and do everything together
(The guy-girl eqivalnt to hetero life mates)
Shaine and David are always together yet not dating there platonic life mates sorta liek Jay and Silent Bob
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