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When two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.
Friend: "So what ever happened with that girl that friended you on Facebook?"
Response: "In simplest terms, Meat and Greet. Meat with an A"
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Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?
Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:
1- Your not okay.
2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.
3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.
4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.
5- Your just extremely bored
6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*
Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"
Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"
Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"
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"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"
"You don't have a cousin Earl.."
"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"
"Yes..."
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Packing meat: hung, well endowed, straped, HUGE
Oh yeah, he's packing meat!!!!
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Basically a buff man who takes exercising to its limits and engages in AoE like conversations with women all day long.
Also, "Meat" itself is just a placeholder for whatever may be happening at the moment.
In other words, if the Meat Tank is going to the bathroom, you can call him the Poop Tank. If he is eating a muffin, feel free to call him the Muffin Tank. Honestly the skies the limit here.
Above everything else, though, the Meat Tank is known for his aggressive friendliness and overall niceness.
"Yeah man, I did P90X the other day and I gotta say, it felt like that 12-mile marathon I did last night. Ha ha sure, I'll meet up with you at the gym later. Nah, of course I have nothing else to do."
"Yeah man, the other day I was trying to move my 500-pound refrigerator and the Meat Tank helped me out. Still can't believe he decided to walk all the way to my house with it though."
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When multiple males of all ages and sizes purposely and for extended periods of time stand and walk around naked in a gym locker room or other public bathing and changing facility.
Dan joined the local gym and enjoyed his first workout until he went to shower in the locker room and observed all the Meat Hanging.
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