bus a nut

when you're about to nut so you bus a nut

omg im about to " bus a nut"

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Party Bus

pimped out coach bus used for drunken endeavors; may or may not include a stripper pole

Let's take a party bus out on the town for my birthday!

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Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed

Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.

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Bus Parkour

Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.

The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.

The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.

It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).

This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.

Dude 1: Why were you so late man?

Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour

Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens

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Con Bus

A satiric description (based off the movie Con Air) of a public transit bus that seems to be composed solely of convicted felons, drunks, druggies and possibly killers.

"Dude, I caught the Con Bus home after the gym the other day. Half the people were drunk and the other half seemed to be going to a methadone clinic and were talking about beating people up." said Jimmy Ray. "I was scared for my life but you can't show weakness on the Con Bus or you could get rolled"

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Bus blower

a person who gives blow jobs to random people on a bus.

we call maggie a bus blower cause she gave head to that stranger sitting in that seat over there

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Lao bu

Literally means "mother" in hokkien.

Didn't pass my exam, lao bu definitely will scold the shit out of me.

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