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Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.

Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.

by benjid December 9, 2012

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clout farming

When someone uses social media or their influence good or bad to gather people to their way of thinking.

Bri is always clout farming on TikTok. The conservative is clout farming.

by Jvoice December 6, 2021

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Farm Songs

Country Music

Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?

Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.

by iphonedaily June 15, 2009

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cracker farm

cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.

Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.

by crackerbreaker December 10, 2013

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Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

by Dshshgs February 19, 2016

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regrow farming

When you have the stupud 3-2 wizard and more 2-2 wizards

This noob is just regrow farming my rush

by BTD Battles April 3, 2017

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The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.

Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.

by Jaeto February 10, 2010

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