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classification of relationships that cannot be defined by traditional family titles or by in-law(s) -- relationships usually evolve through divorce, common-law marriage or couples who have children together but never marry
When Amy, the wife of Kate's ex-husband, wrote an article about Beth, Kate's current husband's ex-wife, some of their other-laws were confounded to realize that Amy and Beth's ships had not only passed; they had collided!
The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary
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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this
The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
A Jane who isn't the first Jane. Usually superior to the other Jane. But which Jane is the other Jane? The only way to decide is a fight to the death with blunted spears.
Jane #1: I'm totally the other Jane.
Jane #2: No,I'm the other Jane.
Rowan: Potato.
Jane #1: There is only one way to decide.
Jane #2: Spear Fight?
Jane #1: Yep.
Rowan: Here's the Spears!
Jane #2: Fuck you Rowan.
You're in a group chat, but there's another one, with everyone but you. It might be real, or you might be paranoid, or both.
Someone asked a question about Saturday's BBQ logistics in the group chat. Then 35 seconds later, deleted it. They must have reposted it in the other group chat.
All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!
Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."