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classification of relationships that cannot be defined by traditional family titles or by in-law(s) -- relationships usually evolve through divorce, common-law marriage or couples who have children together but never marry
When Amy, the wife of Kate's ex-husband, wrote an article about Beth, Kate's current husband's ex-wife, some of their other-laws were confounded to realize that Amy and Beth's ships had not only passed; they had collided!
The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this
You've been betting other people's lives on it up until this point but ok....
Hym "YEAAAAH!!! I CHOOSE BLACK! YOUR MOVE COWARD!"
Iam "It's funny I actually have something else I was going to do for Other People (Again) but I saw that and he got all amped up."
I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?
Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."
Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."
The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
A Jane who isn't the first Jane. Usually superior to the other Jane. But which Jane is the other Jane? The only way to decide is a fight to the death with blunted spears.
Jane #1: I'm totally the other Jane.
Jane #2: No,I'm the other Jane.
Rowan: Potato.
Jane #1: There is only one way to decide.
Jane #2: Spear Fight?
Jane #1: Yep.
Rowan: Here's the Spears!
Jane #2: Fuck you Rowan.