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Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…
I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.
One who takes all of the appetizer plates that a waitress will put on a table without thinking of the other people at the table. Usually, the plate hog will just eat off of the top plate, leaving the rest of the stack intact.
Sunny: "Dude, DUDE"
Derek: "What?"
Sunny: "How 'bout spreading the plates for the rest of us"
Derek: "Oh, my bad"
Sunny: "Yo, you'se a plate hog"
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A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.
That girl sure likes to show off her Panama City license plate!
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What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.
he had two bowls and one plate
noun
1. A paper towel
2. A sheet of paper
There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!
what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!
Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!
3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....
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Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!
Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?
You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?
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