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A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.
Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!
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A rare Australian euphemism for a stripper.
Kevin Rudd went all out on those pole koalas!
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The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
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Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.
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A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.
I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
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That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.
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Someone who has an unusually dark penis.
Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!
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