Heteroflexible Pride Day + Def
September 3rd
: Individual who is mostly straight, but rarely sexually attracted to the same sex
Identify as Female? - I'm only gay for her, so I'm heteroflexible.
Or for those who identify as male:
- I'm straight, but leave me In the room with Ryan Reynolds and we're smashing.
Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.
“My partner will be here any minute.”
“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”
Pride Drilling is when two men engage in anal sex, specifically during the month of June.
Dude, it's June! You down for some Pride Drilling??
the most uncomfortable month for homophobes
random homophobe: i hate pride month
people want it to be something of celebrating being part of the LGBTQ+ but in reality, it was made to profit off of them
Person One: Yay it's pride month.
Person Two: Dude I really don't fucking care.
gay: it's pride month
W homophobes: we dont care
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The definition of social unrest.
Me: "I think Pride Month is a big distraction from the fact that our nation has been in social unrest this decade. Fuck that!"