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Wii Rage

Wii Rage: The emotion that the new Nintendo game system invokes on players when mistakes are made. Some symptoms may include: screaming, thrashing, crying, dryness of the mouth, lack of sleep, and baby-punching.

Franklin's got an extreme case of Wii Rage.An

by Lainabeatles January 17, 2010


stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.

"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!

by Selo April 4, 2010


Weeki Rage

A rare form of road rage, said to originate from Weeki Wachee, Florida. Proclaimed by locals as an incurable disease and is believed to be a form of "Zombism". Traditional symptoms include:

1) Foul Language, with excessive use of four letter words.
2) Ocular Bleeding or Discharge.
3) Head trauma, likely from self inflicted blunt impact with individual's dashboard and/or steering panel.

In some extreme cases individuals may experience uncontrolled use of projectile feces, erections lasting as long as 3 hours from infection time, spontaneous combustion and brain aneurysm resulting in death.

Also referred to as: Wachee Rage, Severe Acute Road Rage Disorder.

Michael wasn't accustomed to driving in Florida, being that he is from Long Island, New York. While in most locations driving he experienced road rage, his condition declined while driving through Weeki Wachee. His autopsy revealed he suffered from Weeki Rage, his unfortunate cause of death.

by jrscag July 17, 2009


Raging Johnny

- n. | Anyone currently in the act of attempting to harm an individual.

- n. | Any homosexual that will uproar at a homophobic remark.

- v. | A visible state of drunkenness.

Look at all these <RAGING JOHNNY'S>... Give em' more beer! It's fucking St. Patrick's Day.

by Sori_Boi March 28, 2009


Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.

Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!

by violinists_rocK July 18, 2008


rage bender

When something sets your temper off and you end up going down a rage rabbit hole, releasing all your pent up frustrations in a self destructive manner.

Microsoft messed up my laptop again with another one of their unwanted updates. The frustration led to a full blown rage bender in which I'm now going off about Microsoft, Apple, the incompetence of my government, the cost of various insurances, and the fact that the times on the clocks in my house don't match as well.

by It'smeKT February 28, 2020


Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012