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Rig Jockey

Funkion one, Hennessey, void, elements, you name it! A Rig Jockey knows the perfect stack structure and calibrating for any locations. A Rig Jockey also keeps up on all the latest equipment. If you see a RJ in the sound booth you know you’re getting an audiophile experience.

Kyro is such a rig jockey, he spent 3 hours doing sound check today and he keeps referring to the subs as a she…

by Soundlaw June 28, 2023


Rig Rider

Typically a woman or Female prostitute who hangs around truck stops to have sex with the Truck drivers

Steer clear or be vigilant at this stop. Lots of Rig Riders.

by Thebiggycheese November 05, 2023


Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 28, 2023


Canadian Oil Rig

When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.

John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig

by ManCaveUser January 14, 2022


Ripping on a rig

When your human pup takes a bong hoot (rip), then blows (or coughs) it in your mouth.

Wow Bob sure likes ripping on a rig, I haven't seen Bob in weeks.

by Dickbrains December 16, 2022


Ripping on a rig

When your human pup takes a bong hoot (rip), then blows (or coughs) it in your mouth.

Wow Bob sure likes ripping on a rig, I haven't seen Bob in weeks.

by Dickbrains December 16, 2022


lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.

"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"

by Cravicky July 27, 2021