Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

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root beer shake

when you do a girl up the ass and she shits on you

i gave him a root beer shake last night

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square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

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Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

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Lower Body Root Canal

The act of getting feces out of a vagina with ones penis.

Tyler Hansbourgh gave her a Lower Body Root Canal she'll never forget.

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Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

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find the square root of my dick

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*