being depressing sad for something very deeply
Boy 1:"I heard your girlfriend broke up with you how you feel?"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"
When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.
Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn
Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.
A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.
It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.
When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.
I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.
A stupid/sarcastic way of saying "sad times"
Person1: so my neighbour's brother's friend's cat died yesterday
Person 2: sad tims
The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss
My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.
Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.