An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch
Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage
A woman's favourite isle in the supermarket, where a variety of sausages can be found of all shapes and sizes.
Hey girl, Mike took me up the sausage aisle last night, and wow was the sausage good, girthiest sausage I've ever put in my mouth fr
An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.
Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."
Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.
An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.
Head on down to the beach this Sunday, there’s gonna be a sausage sizzle for the homeless.
A turd. Faecal matter of a particular shape.
Warrington, come to the water closet and take a look at this tremendous bottom sausage I just produced!
It's a chunky ass seal.
Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.