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There is NO such thing!!!
Girl 1 "Do you believe in the Manly Selfie"
Girl 2 "He'll no!!!!"
Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
Someone who hates taking selfies with others
My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.
a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches
Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie
To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.
-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you
Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"
Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?