Ukulele Shops

the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face

Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes

Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com

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smoke shop

A cannabis dispensary, usually in California or some other legal state

Ty Dolla $ign: We gon' hit the smoke shop we gon' get high

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Christman Shopping

The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

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malt shop

The congregation of bitties in the 1950's. Where bros would go to poach the girl.

Hey man, let's go to the malt shop, I hear Ashley is down there.

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window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

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corner shop

a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called Mr Patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies
the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a Texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?
person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!
Person1: Fcuk that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.
Person2: True...lets raid that corner shop
kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?
Person:1 FO' shizzle
Person3: Ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.

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shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.

Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!

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