tramp stamp

putting a bumper sticker on a rolls-royce

bumper sticker : Rolls-royce :: tramp stamp: place above girl's butt-crack

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Gramp Stamp

An elderly male with a lower back tattoo

Check it out, that old bastard has got a "Gramp Stamp"!

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Stamping the Beef

Female genital piercing.

Stamping the beef would refer to a clit piercing.

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milk stamp

Giving someone a 'mushroom stamp' with a penis that recently released semen, and still has residue on the head. Aka a cummy mushroom stamp.

Brian gave Andrea a milk stamp on her cheek, leaving a dick shaped mark and man juice around it.

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mushroom stamp

the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.

the AQ krew gangbanged wade and they all mushroom stamped him afterwards

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postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

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Cat stamp

A stain that cat leaves on any surface after going to the bathroom and not cleaning itself properly.

Your cat has just cat stamped my shirt.

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