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A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
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A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."
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"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..
Hamlet: thous mother suckith
Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum
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Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.
Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"
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A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.
"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."
A satirical and derogatory name given to the actual series Gundam Seed Destiny. Gundam Seed Destiny's name was derived from the Destiny Gundam, piloted by Shinn Asuka. However, in Gundam Seed Destiny, the Destiny Gundam got ROFLPwned by Jesus Yamato (Kira Yamato) in the Strike Freedom Gundam, effectively stealing the Destiny Gundam's place as main character/gundam. This made the show unwatchable for many because the Strike Freedom was too OP, hence the derogatory term.
"Hey you remember episode 38 of Gundam Seed Destiny?" "Don't you mean Gundam Seed Strike Freedom Destiny?"
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To seize the moment of opportunity just as it is fresh from the oven. This is when the goose is most vulnerable, as it has just been killed and cooked. That is when you should strike.
You know, you just gotta strike while the goose is hot.
Don't wait man, strike while the goose is hot.
If you don't strike while the goose is hot, I will.
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