sub-tropical chode theory

Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.

Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)

Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.

Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."

Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.

If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.

A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.

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sub to pewds boi

to support pewds by giving a sub

just sub to pewds boi please

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Gigantic Turkey Sub

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

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sub-ham, minus ham

A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).

Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!

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Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means "always wear underwear." The literal translation is "always where under where."

Pope: Hey...did you hear what those American's said?
Cardinals, yanwing: No, holiness.
Pope: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.
Cardinals: Semper...always where under where...underwear! Ha, you've gotten us again holiness. You god damn trickster!

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6 ft party sub

Getting tag teamed on any elevation below sea level by 6 black guys or 18 asians. Ususally in a room no larger than 10ft x 10ft.

Yeah, she just had a 6 ft party sub.

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sub zero carl

freeze a piece of shit to use for sexual play.

Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!

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