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Jo Problem

I pointless problem only Jo cares about

fglwsdl has circles. Sorry its not a real problem its a Jo Problem

by rick_vers733 January 5, 2022


A k.Z. problem

A friend zone that is worse than you can possibly image. A walking friend that every time they see a girl they turned into a friend automatically.

Are friend Kamar is A k.z. problem when it comes to girls.

by YaBoiiAfro December 14, 2017


Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021


3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.

I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.

by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024


Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 3, 2022


Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014


Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.

Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...

by UrbanDictionaryProblems November 16, 2017