Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

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Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

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jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

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cat's taint

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.

Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!

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Fire Taint

Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.

I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.

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Lick taint

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.

My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.

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taint team

when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.

In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.

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