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onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 28, 2009


trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure February 25, 2005


Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008


Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

by Ringo66 November 21, 2012


a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014


Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017


colonizers tears

White people’s semen

I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021