onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

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trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

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Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

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Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

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Rubber Tears

After you smoked, obviously your gonna be high and your eyes are really watery. There watery as if you just cried, even though they look like they about to drop from your cheek, they’ll never drop.

“ that boy so high, it look like he crying”
“Cuh got rubber tears lmao”

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colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

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Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

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