thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)

John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse

Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.

Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"

its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.

Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)

it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.

"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"

thought disrupters

Someone or Something that disrupts one's ability to think clearly.

"Talking bout thought disrupters, how about the overbearing presence of the media here today huh."

"Those Jack hammers are real thought disrupters."

"The flashbacks that I have been getting from past trauma might be responsible for most of my thought disruptions."

"She scolded me before I even knew what I did wrong. A major thought disrupter despite my attempts to think things through."

"The attorney hit me hard and fast, he was a real thought disrupter, causing me to speak before I had the time to really reflect on the truth."

you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(

"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"

thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.

Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.