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When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
See sex, sexual intercourse, and fucking.
"(You asked for a back rub), and that means... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?" - Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond
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Above the City and State Level.
Untouchable by the Court system.
Entitled to and enforcer and Dictator of the Nation's Capital.
One of many bosses of federally funded programs.
Statements cannot be refuted/Negated.
Entitled to knowledge provided by the City, State and federal Government.
*walks up to car lot*
Me:"give me a car of my choosing"
salesperson:"You must be Lawon Andre Harvey Washington"
*throws him the keys to the vehicle"
Law Washington on Washington untouchable above Not obligated Boss Entitled Court
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I'm a Cajun and these communists are actually being racist against people like us. Funny thing is, they don't understand that we are the true (white) Americans along with Native Americans; and their communist asses don't belong in our country. (please: go to Canada instead) and we've been here probably far longer than they have. get out of our country if you're not white or native amerindian. go back to where you came from
Boycott all of their music and bands, too. fuck communism fuck marxism. fuck antifa. fuck tool. fuck maynard james keenan. fuck rage against the machine. fuck ministry. fuck you all, kiss my cajun ass. move your asses back to Canada and get the fuck out of MY country , douchebags. fuck internationalism
fuck green day, fuck nirvana, fuck mudhoney, fuck quarterflash, fuck night ranger, fuck modest mouse. fuck sub pop records. fuck seattle, san francisco and portland. fuck them all. you got it? good. You people are not true Americans. You're closeted communists. now fuck off.
Go ahead and be annexed by Canada, since you like them so much; and they like socialism also- you PC Marxist communist hypocritical dickheads. fuck counter culture and fuck marxism. the american constitution is here to stay
California, Oregon and Washington state - and maybe even Hawaii - should be annexed to Canada. go right the fuck ahead, we (Cajuns and Native Americans - aka the REAL americans) won't miss you people. you transplant marxist scum
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Literally contains the thre most pointless grades of your life, the staff doesn’t let you use the bathroom in between classes. All the teachers smell like paper and subway sandwiches. 88% black 12% white
Washington wilkes middle school is better known as pre game lobby of hell
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University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.
So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!
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When someone believes you originated from Texas or other southern state when you lived in Washington for a while and are English.
Howdy! Didn't you come from the south of the US?
No, I lived in Washington for a while and I'm English! That's a bit of a Washington wayward wise up!
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