Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.

Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?

Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.

"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"

barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

booby barn

1 n: a strip club or adult club.

Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"

Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.

"David was amazed by that barn door."

Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.

Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"

barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters

After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.