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Jonas Brothers

Are the definition of: gay
homo
faggot
turd touchers
butt lickers
faggosexual
fudge packers
brownie smashers
butt messengers
pants punchers
cock rockers
fruity flamers
fruit cakes
bundt cakes
whipped cream recievers
boner believers
pitching and catching with two ball-ers
QOQ's (Quite Obvious Queers)
Pootyhole Pounders
Aiming Anal Rimmers
Anilingus A-holes
disgusting drag show

Songs by the Jonas Brothers sound like a bunch of guys getting their balls slowly cut off with a pair of rusty safety scissors.

by opheliashadow July 28, 2009

64๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Also known as the Jonas Homos, or the JoHoes.

A trio of incestuous, homosexual brothers hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They were signed by the Disney Corporation, and as such have been made to adopt a clean pure boy image.

They wear purity rings as a promise to abstain from sex.

The fanbase is mostly comprised of immature 6-16 year old girls. The older girls want to get with the Jonas Homos, and have thousands of their posters hanging in their rooms and/or lockers. They also sell out the concerts which are way too many.

Haters have cropped up since the advent of these gaylords. Most notably, they can be found on the social networking site Facebook. The biggest, not to mention the fastest growing, hater group is "1,000,000 Strong against the Jonas Brothers."

An ongoing war has occurred between fans and haters. The fans have shot immature remarks at the Haters, and the haters, well, struck right back.

You know you have a fan on your hands when you hear them use the term OMJ instead of OMG. OMJ means, as you may have figured out, Oh My Jonas.

Fun Fact: Nick Jonas suffers from diabetes, which haters comment on often.




Fan: OMJ! I love Nick Jonas. I wanna marry him!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Hater: STFU! Listen to some real music you stupid ho!

Nick Jonas: OMG, I like have diabetes
Wilford Brimley: No, son, its pronounced dia-beetus.
Nick Jonas: 0.0

Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers
Hater: More like Jonas Homos
Fan: *cries* O<J, ur just jealous!!!!1!!!!
Hater: Why wud i be jealous of those homos? Especially the ones whose hair looks like pubes?

by The Ginger Overlord September 27, 2008

140๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A group of three boys from a town named Wycoff in Bergen County, New Jersey. They're often compared to the Beatles because apparently there hasn't been a boy band so popular since the Beatles. THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! And finally, the Jonas Brothers are a band you either love or hate. (UR BETTER OFF HATING THEM)The "Jo Bros" give Bergen County and New Jersey a bad name.

Jonas brothers suck and give New Jersey a bad name

by jerseygirl08 February 27, 2009

147๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bash Brothers

Taken from the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks and the characters of Reed and Portman. This can be used to refer to any two guys who are really close friends. They share the same interests and usually partake in them together.

Occasionally, there can be a third member who sometimes joins the bash brothers. This person can be referred to as the third bash brother, or "Wu-Wu-Kenny Wu."

Jeff: "Where are Neil and Cory?"

Bryan: "They told me they were going to their club meeting and then to their intramural basketball game after that."

Jeff: "Man, those two do everything together. They really are bash brothers."

Bryan: "Yeah. But you hang out with them a lot, too. You are like the third bash brother, Kenny Wu."

by Julie "The Cat" Gaffney July 27, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


the jonas brothers

very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...

Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)

by MrFro5000 March 10, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Border brothers

A Hispanic gang that started in the jails of Tijuana mx. But have chapters in San Diego, Tijuana mx, highland park ca, Oakland/San Leonardo ca, Fresno ca, Utah, Phoenix county jails, Sacramento ca, Colorado, Nevada state prisons, Idaho, and across the northwest us. They are know to be bitter enemy's with Surenos, nortenos, Fresno bulldogs, ms 13, black guerrilla familia, barrio azteca and the aryan brotherhood. The border brothers gang color is black but also flag brown with some sets they also use the number 22 as part of their gang. Since b is the second letter in the alphabet and also use the Aztec sun god with 8 sun flares as their main gang symbol.

(Guy 1) Hey man where you from? (Guy 2) big bad border brothers gang. (Guy 1) y'all some hardcore hood.

by Young guero June 23, 2013

36๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kid Brother

The brother, of an adult, who is the age of a child

Thomas is my kid brother

by JamzKroll December 16, 2013

34๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž