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When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.
Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.
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Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."
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Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
Crab hole is an infected butthole
Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole
A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs
Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany
Girl:1 her too
Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
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its a crab dick why did you wanna know