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A trend on the internet in which clickbait youtubers heat a knife to about 200 degrees and attempt to cut stuff, but try to make the video past 10 minutes long in order to get ad revenue.
Person 1: Did you see that 1000 degree glowing knife go through that piece of plastic?
Person 2: O MY WAT IS HAPINIGN THS IS SO AMAZIING
A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
When a man cums all over someone.
lee91:He just exploded his knife all over me!
pwn:He just did WHAT!?!
lee91:Yeah it just shot all over me like a ballistic knife!
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used when that woman over there is taking a very long time to use the knife that I want to use. I'm sure there are other knives, but I didn't think about it until I was writing this. oh she's finished now.
C'mon, hurry up with that knife, bitch!
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person 1: BLADEE DRAIN GANG TAKE A KNIFE AND DRAIN YOUR LIFE
person 2: please leave me alone you’ve been following me for half an hour
When light banter between two friends turns into something more serious when one references sensitive content about the other.
P1: You suck, man
P2: You suck donkey dick, dumbass
P1: Yeah, well your wife sucks neighbor dick and then leaves you.
P3: Whoa, talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight!
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1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.
2) A reference to sex that isn't crude
The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:
The Angry Dragon
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The Spiderman
But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.
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