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when you wait until the end of the day to calculate the venmo.
don’t venmo request me now, request me later tonight. I’m more of a venmo in the sheets typa gal.
noun phrase: A creative designer, expert developer and passionate lover of electronic spreadsheets.
Ever since he took those spreadsheet courses, Marvin has turned into a real Sheet Geek.
the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.
Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.
When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure
"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"
The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.
I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.
When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.