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laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

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Target snake

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers

Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

by Analogue July 30, 2005

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Trojan Snake.

A phrase related to "snaking"; the ancient art of trying to get on/with a girl.
As the trojan horse infiltrated the city of Troy by appearing as a gift, start by integrating with a girl's friendship group, then finish by exploding on her face.

Niall spent two hours in college with Sophie's friends Rhian and Molly... he was playing the trojan snake.

by welshsnake March 23, 2011

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Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: Youโ€™ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 28, 2019

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rad as a snake

a hightended level of raddness

That party on the weekend was rad as a snake

by alli_sucks March 3, 2009

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Snaked out

A person that has done something grimey. or a snich

Man shorty snaked out.

by enyell June 10, 2008

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Carpet snake

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

by rebeccah January 21, 2007

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