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Teacher: Class what are L countries?
French and American students: *raises hand*
Teacher: Fax
Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.
Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning
At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy
A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.
A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.
I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
something either the discord chat likes or hates pick one you don’t get two
“eh dude wanna listen to some country music”
“fuck yeah let’s go”
Or
“hey dude wanna listen to some country music”
“dude fuck no what the fuck is wrong with you”
Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!