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Anybody named Nick who sells 1 gram cartridges of "wax" but it's really vape juice for 45 to dumb lil niggas and beat them up when they want their money back.
"Oh shit you know Nick"
"Hell yeah! He's a SICK ASS FOOL"
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Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)
1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.
2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"
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When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already
" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."
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Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things
Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.
A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."
B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."
When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.
Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.
"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."
"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."
When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.
"I'm sorry sir, I won't shag your wife again."
"Damn straight fool!"