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tit monk

simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.

Did you see that Tit Monk spring from the queens cans?

by Monk Titman December 7, 2007


Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020


picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 16, 2009


a witch's tit

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

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tit whip

to hit someone, usually in their face, with your breasts

please dont tit whip me i find it very annoying or how funny was that tit whip i just did on your face

by lingaff December 9, 2009


Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.

by The Crisco Kid February 5, 2007


fossil tits

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 7, 2012