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Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.
A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available
locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!
Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.
*Girl sees a hot guy and turns to her female friend*
"Woah, he's a real towel lifter!"
towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.
"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"