Bonne Fete a toi

A common French phraze that when tranzlated into english literally means that one would like "To brush ones back hair vigerously with a medium to lage sized comb."

Bonne Fete a toi babe.

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Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party

Party at which all participants, both male and female, wear tennis attire. When ever two sets of eyes meet at such a party, each person then proceed in showing, or flashing the other their private parts.

I love a good Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party. Those parties are so awesome. I love seeing me some titties!

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So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

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do you need your fidget toy?

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

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Boy toy twink

A young man regarded as an object used by men and women to have sex or fun with play with

"Rin is such a boy toy twink, look at him"

Chez-Toi

Chez-Toi pronounced as (Shatoy). House of Toi ; Your House/Home. Chez-Toi is a person that is loyal, spiritual and envied. She is the center of attention. She is divinely made beautiful. A real honest person, a blessed person. She does not wait to speak she grants who speaks. She is a leader. She is a advocator. She is feminine in all it’s glory. She is the creator and maker of her home. She is the ruler of her house. She will smack a bitch about hers.

Have you been to Chez-Toi I heard it’s lit. That’s so Chez-Toi of you! Chez-Toi is that girl!