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"I downed some disco water with half a gram in it like 10 minutes ago and I'm coming up!"
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When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.
Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.
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Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
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STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.
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fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.
dude, i gained like two pounds this week.
no worries, just water weight
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In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.
{clerk} O, you guys are buying that pee water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.