Mid-Week Boogie

Ensure, yorkshireness is activated on pronunciation.

Pronounced: BOOOOO-GEEEEEE.

When one dances, crazily in a club.

Bektas: Mate, fancy a mid-week boogie?
Scott: Mate, we can't rule it out.
Billy: *Hand in the air* BOOOOO-GIE!

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Two-Week Troll

n: an online chatterer who is interested, intense and intriguing that, without explanation, abruptly ceases contact after a period of 14 days.

"i thought this guy was the real deal, but he was just a two-week troll."

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Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

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Mid week hump

When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.

"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."

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two week rule

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.

You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.

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mid-week crisis

When you get up early and go to bed late all week, and around Wednesday morning you start feeling that you can not continue this without getting a proper sleep first.

- Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
-Er.. I was having a mid-week crisis.

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college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

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