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A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.
Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....
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A computer user who refuses to believe there is anything better than Windows, regardless of any logical evidence to the contrary.
Windows User: "Man, Macs really suck, you can't even do Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
Mac User: 'You're such a Windows Weenie!"
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What Windows Vista Should Of Been!
Windows Vista... Sucks.
Windows 7... Decent.
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The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006
"Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"
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1. Windows Vista is a horrible new Operating system made by Microsoft to replace XP. Technically an upgrade from Windows 2003 and WinME. Codenamed Longhorn, the OS took 5 years to create and did not live up to the hype set by Microsoft. The OS was suppose to be a completely new OS, with groundbreaking features. Most of the new features that were added have caused the system to be less user friendly. Case in point the new security feature, which pops up a menu that freezes everything in the background, asking for the user to Deny or Allow a change in the settings or software Install/Uninstall. This window will come up contently, causing the user frustration. The new security features have also allowed hackers to make new viruses and other malware for the OS, even though Microsoft claimed that hackers would find it difficult to do so. Users have also had trouble finding the correct drivers for old and new hardware. If these weren't bad enough, users have also had problems with using DRM content like music and movies, due to stricter licensing terms. Many companies like Dell and HP started selling Vista-Only machines, but retracted this practice slightly after receiving numerous complaints from potential customers seeking to buy XP machines instead. It is still not possible to find a cheap, AMD-XP system with Dell; since they have almost completely phased out XP in favor of Vista. AMD being the cheaper system when compared to Intel.
I hate Windows Vista so much that I had to buy an XP-Apple machine instead! I feel dirty now...
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a 'wrong window' is basically the act of sending a message accidentally to the wrong person in chat or in IM because you accidentally type in the wrong convo window. you usually say thereafter 'oops wrong window'.
this could lead to being quite fucked on your part, on certain occasions.
also, doing this intentionally for bets can prove to be a quite fun game. it's like getting yourself into a fucky situation for money.
for example, you send a porn link to your girlfriend in msn messenger when it was really directed to your buddy.
friend: How's the family?
me: not bad, yourself?
friend: Very well.
me: oh man check guys this hot porn torrent i found: server.blah.com.ass?file=232
me: ...oh shit. fuck!
friend: EWWW you sick person! what are you doing!?
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IS SHIT! DONT BUY IT PLEASE. I hope bill gates reads this. You suck Bill!
Windows vista hates you. Games are scetchy on it, I just bought a new dell. just for games (im a mac user usually.) yea they scetch out, SOO many shitty windows pop ups (like AHHHHH stop it now please) For some reason the screen just goes black randomly sometimes. TEST UR SHIT BEFORE U RELEASE IT DUMBASS. It generally just runs very very very slooow on my brand new computer. :( basically i hate my life that much more. BOO BILL. WAY TO RELEASE UTTER SHIT AND FORCE PPL TO USE IT. FUCK YOU MAN I WANT MY 258 canadian dollars back now. sorry for being so blunt and immature but it had to happen.
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