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The shittiest place to be when trying to start a relationship with someone you like. The friend zone is worse then being told no because it is like putting a carrot on a stick in front of a Horse, and watching it chase after the carrot with no success, leading you on forever and fuckin ever.
Tommy: Hey, what do you think about you and me?
Caitlin: Sorry Tom, I think we're just friends.
Tommy: Friend zone, just Dandy...
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A social venue (eg. bar, club, lounge, house party) devoid of attractive females, the status of which can change based on shifting venue demographics and/or one's level of inebriation.
Dude, I thought you said there were going to be hella fine ladies. This place is a no fly zone.
It's okay, man. Here, have some Patron.
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A drink consisting of Sailor Jerry rum and Mountain Dew Code Red.
Do you feel like stepping in the red zone or are you gonna be a little bitch.
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a girl who is good enough to bang as a friend or NSA, but not enough to date. Basically the male equivalent of a friend zone.
Becky has a fugly face but knows how to suck a mean dick, so I gotta have the FWB zone talk with her.
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The boy group created by Dan Balan, who probably lays awake at night regretting his decision to dissolve the group in January 2005. Rumor has it that it was not an entirely a professional decision; rather, Mr. Balan was no longer amused by Arsenie Todiras, and threw him away like so much used Kleenex.
Dan: Stop touching me. People will think O-zone is gay.
Arsenie: I hate you. You are a dirty rat bastard.
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Ironically named zone in which spin occurs in great abundance.
"I watched Bill O'Reilly the other night, and actually the No Spin Zone had quite a lot of spin."
"You don't watch his show much, do you?"
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There are degrees to the friend zone:
1 - You are in the friend zone but there is room to get out and get laid casually. She doesn't' talk about other guys in front of you and there is sexual tension at times. Its the only friend zone level to be at because it can actually flip into the awesome friends with benefits zone.
2. Further into the friend zone trap. You probably know a bit of personal information about her. She still doesn't talk about guys in front of you and she has probably thought about making you a long term thing. If she is thinking about you longer term you haven't had sex with her yet.
3. Now we are entering danger territory. There is still an outside chance for sex with the girl. But it is significantly diminished or you have to spend a substantial time apart and then end up together and realize that it needs to happen. You know plenty of information about her and you party together with other friends. She will mention other guys but not in the, oh I want to fuck him kind of way even though that is what she means.
4. 2% chance of sex and you need to both be absolutely hammered and there needs to some other type of tension besides sex. That's the only way its going to work. She thinks of you when there is a crisis and tells all her friends that you are the best but can't manage to help you get laid or into a real relationship. After all, being in the friend zone for the girl has perks, like having Mr. good guy at her beckon whim. You are a proven dependable and understanding person. She talks about guys in front of you and may have recently just ended a longer term relationship which is why she "isn't ready". You know way to much about her and her "isn't ready" really means never.
5. Its over. Pack up your bags and go home. You're never having sex with this girl. She talks about other guys and sex in front of you. You are mr. perfect just not for her and you have talked about this with her before. She explains that she is into dbags who treat her like shit and that's just not who you are. But, hey, you can be her best man.
If I meet one more of her relatives before even getting my wiener touched I'm writing her off as Level 5, The Friend Zone.
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