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When a person farts then try’s to vent the fart out the back of the waist band to quickly evacuate the smell from their pants
John farted prior to entering the party. He was afraid he would drag it into the party, crop dusting everyone. John quickly performed a fart bellow then confidently entered the residence to join the party.
"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.
Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..
For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.
Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.
A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
The little house in your ass where your farts live.
Sorry 'bout the smell, my fart shack just exploded because an Angry Bird hit it.
A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.
"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.
Something moon mom just tried to search that didn't exist on here
Luna searched Kingdom farts and found nothing. It was sad