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A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
Tide is being a real Dyke Fart right now, I’m gonna put some cum in his eye.
A girl who farts during sex and oral
A fart slut on video Damn I don’t that on video
when a person blows the worlds massive fart it spews fum across the room creating an unsafe environment
oh Man that’s an Unreal Fart it’s time to leave this place
When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart
Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy
friday; ass fart friday that is
“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”