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every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday
“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”
When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.
We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.
Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”
A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.
Jordan has a very nice penis patty.
Male or female figure who loves the penile area of a male human
James Charles is a penis lover
When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small
Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger
A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"