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please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021

18πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

by Jeff Travers April 12, 2003

31πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

what the hell

Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

by eash man August 16, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

59πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here

this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.

"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."

by niggo_mode April 17, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fam Kid Paragraph

3 or more sentences typed out on a social media status containing 3 or more punctuations.

Acetone likes to type out fam kid paragraphs when he is up in his juff feels

by MconΓ« August 23, 2018


Kids Head

Someone who gets themselves in anything but a peachy situation

I feel like a Kids Head compared to you

by Babes83 September 6, 2017