h & d

horny and depressed.

How does every guy feel on the weekend? Just h & d, every weekend.

The D-Linemen

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary

“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”

“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”

Trey D. Goat

Trey D. Goat, the twitter account of an 18 year old man named Trey. He’s the captain of the BBC Pirates and well known for his great taste in anime, as well as his immaculate tales. Many people consider him the goat of underground anitwt.

Trey D. Goat is the greatest on anitwt

dirty heavy d

When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.

I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D

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