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Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024


joe horwege

A faglord who likes to simp on every weird girl there is.

Joe Horwege is such a faggot.

by Michelle Daniel October 1, 2021


joe Drummond

A guy called this is incredibly book smart but also incredibly lazy. They're also incredibly afraid of lots of things including cycling on roads. Other suitable synonyms include Dweebo.

Where's Ben?

Oh he's still trying to get here from the surgical ward

That's only round the corner

I know right. What a joe Drummond

by Stickydragon January 15, 2024


Joe Hennessey

A big batty boy from trimdon who prances around like he has shat himself and been rammed up the arse. Most of the time he looks like he is falling down a hill and cant pronounce curry and for some reason pronounces it "KERRY". Dont stand within 3 ft of this person when they are talking otherwise you will get drenched in spit. Joe is also a MAMMYS BOY and cant do anything without his mammy and daddy to fuck his little arse the gay cunt

Joe hennessey loves cock

by Grnty January 30, 2024


joe shmoe

just a regular guy

Ugh , look at that joe shmoe , He has no personallity

by the avrg neo-nazi September 22, 2023

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Joe Cheeseman

Joe Cheeseman are one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet, although he gets bored very easy and can unintentionally cause a lot of hurt to a significant other in a relationship when they end things. They are amazing at football and have an immaculate jawline. They're great listeners and like to help people who are upset. They often have very many friends and are very popular. Some times they lie a lot to get out of trouble and end up regretting it once they see it hurt someone they care about.

yeah my ex is Joe Cheeseman, he was good whilst it lasted but he lies a lot.

by welefatal March 19, 2024


Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024