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extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?
When a person has an above average bad attitude
I called on my bill, because it didn't make sense, and the woman on the other end was like "you know you are late?!!!" She was so at-ih-tude-ey. Yes, I know I am late!!
Person 1: I have hazel eyes
Person 2: Brown.
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the best people on the planet have hazel eyes. people who are easy to talk to and usually really good friends have hazel eyes. can get toxic and sometimes crazy in a relationship tho.
Hey I met this guy the other day and he’s the best.
Oh he probably has hazel eyes huh?
Yeah he does
A mix of all eye colors combined! Each eye looks different. Blue eyes, green eyes, and brown eyes mixed together with a yellow fleck somewhere are the average hazel eyes.
Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic
#1: Aren't her eyes blue?
#2: No, they're green!
#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!
Hazel Eyes are one of the most beautiful color of eyes, they shine in the sunlight and glisten in the moonlight. Hazel Eyes are common at birth but are acquired as you get older.
Josh has the most beautiful Hazel Eyes.