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When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.
It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.
The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.
“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”
vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.