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A used condom floating in the Ohio River.
I was in Knee boarding and had a New Richmond Jellyfish stuck to my leg.
-C. Bowman
A new way to make Money.
Got a new thing comin’ up...starts in a couple weeks and I’m gonna make a sht ton of money, yo. New Freezer!! And I don’t care if that btch dump me because I got bands.
Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.
Nickey, you're such a New England Hick!
An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?
Girl: *gags and leaves*
A term, specifically towards people that are apart of gen z, gen alpha, or the millennials. People who use this term are referring to the younger generations fashion, music, slang, pop culture, and more.
“What does ‘crashing out’ mean? Sorry, but I am not hip with the new kids”
“I don’t dress like the new kids”
“Never heard of this song before. I usually only listen to old music. I guess you could say that I’m not hip with the new kids”
that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over
if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown
A little town, well a village, in the fucked up state of Illinois. It is very small
HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.
WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.
WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.
WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....
Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.
What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.
Whos there- no one...just a reminder