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refers to one who looks, feels, or tastes like a burnt chicken nugget.
("stop bothering me you burnt-chicken nugget!")
Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.
Describes any food that you think is the best food you have ever had
Wow! This food is so good it’s ichiban sushi teriyaki chicken’
When he goes to bed and gets a hard boner thinking about his hot blonde gal
Wow, that’s quite the swampy chicken.
When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.