That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps
My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!
1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy
2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy
John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!
All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!
usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race
Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!
Brad: haha nigga penis lol
to be roughly fucked until you cant think
Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later